JUST BEAT IT! Toobin Fired From The New Yorker

After exposing himself on a Zoom call with his employer, The New Yorker has fired disgraced CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin.

Toobin tweeted Wednesday that the magazine let go after serving 27 years as a staff writer. Toobin’s firing comes after The New Yorker suspended Toobin for masturbating during a Zoom call with staff and WNYC radio.

After Toobin broke his bad news, the hilarious memes flowed like wine.

Must be hard on you.

— The ?FOO (@PolitiBunny) November 11, 2020

// Sounds like a hard break. Hope they didn't stiff him on severance. But if they did, I'm sure he'll take matters in hand.

— Pʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ-Eʟᴇᴄᴛ Kʏʟᴏ Eғғɪɴɢ Rᴇɴ {Parody} (@DouchebagKylo) November 12, 2020

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— Todd Cefaratti (@ToddJCefaratti) November 11, 2020

Sounds like you got the shaft.

— Elizabeth (@ElizabethBevrly) November 12, 2020

No worries, mate. This is a hard time. You just need to take your future in hand, grab it, hold on tight and don’t let go. I’m sure that whatever comes, you’ll experience a stroke of luck. Keep your head up…as it were.

— President-Elect J Dawg (@J_Calhoun) November 12, 2020

But on the bright side, Toobin has been immortalized in Urban Dictionary!

No word yet from the loony bin known as CNN if they also plan on taking action against Toobin. Given CNN’s inaction against personalities who have lied on air and “doxxed” people , we expect no action from those Buffoons.