In a shameless attempt at some weekend humor to distract from the chaos of the election results, here is who we here at Buffoon of the Week foresee how this year’s election will REALLY play out.
This is NOT a news article. This is NOT an Opinion / Editorial piece. This isn’t even meant to be taken seriously. This is an adaptation of a comedy routine from a movie meant to put a smile on your face as the initial election count ends and the re-canvass and litigation phase begins.
Lighten up, Francis. Everything will be OK.
After doing a bit of research, we finally got these election laws down cold!
So, as we approach month seven of the election results… with election night victories in Texas and Oklahoma, tomorrow, Trump must beat Biden in Georgia in order to advance to Pennsylvania. That’s in an effort to reduce his magic number to three.
And then, Trump can advance to the “National Eastern Division North” to try to win North Carolina.
So, if Trump beats Biden, and Pence beats Harris in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Trump goes to the Presidency… unless Pelosi can upset McCarthy and Schumer ties McConnell. In that case, Graham would play Warren AND Booker in a blind choice round robin.
And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a President is elected. But of course, that won’t happen until after the wildcard playoff on the road, but before the two-out-of-three coin toss.